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LOT'S WIFE 19
Every afternoon at about 3:00 p.m., attentive residents of LaSalle might notice a sonic boom coming from deep within the earth beneath their manicured lawns. This is not Armageddon, but the Windsor Salt Company, working its way across the county. Windsor Salt refuses to provide a map of its mines, but insider information reveals that the company has mined all the way from Morton Road to Lot 19. Inspired by these secretive, subterranean activities, ěLotís Wife 19î is a reality television series starring the wives and lovers of Windsor Salt Company executives. These ladies would be forced to live as bored housewives in a new, high-surveillance subdivision on Lot 19. Recording devices would track their catty gossip and half-baked strategies to flee a life of modest, side-split homes and cramped backyards. Inevitably, their escape attempts will always be foiled, and replayed on video for the amusement of a captive television audience.